Anti-Midlife Club™ Issue #3
Midlife Crisis, Princess Leia on the gear, and 705 Press-Ups
Hello once again, fellow midlife denial specialist. I must say you’re looking buff.
Feature
🔥 Midlife Crisis: Why 97% of People Settle
You can’t avoid a midlife crisis. But you can turn it into fuel.
Forget clichés. Midlife isn’t leather trousers or yoga retreats.
It’s survival. Reinvention. A chunky broth of regret and potential.
Stealth Fitness
💪 705 Press-Ups with Kids on My Back
60 seconds of midlife gym-hacking. No membership. No excuses.
Anti-Midlife Icons
Princess Leia on the gear
Translation for Anti-Midlife thinking:
Most people waste midlife reminiscing about the past.
The real rebellion is to create stories now that are worth bragging about later.
Until next time
Number 3 in the bag. If you’re here, you’re still early. You found it before everyone else was talking about it.
👉 Why not join me on Instagram? Go on, you follow miles worse people.
Resist Midlife™.
Kris Bromley x



